I was right. Screwed. It is now, officially, too hot. At 10:15 pm it is 93 degrees outside. The internet is telling me that it might get down to 74 tonight. Right now it is 71 inside my apartment. If this heat doesn't break soon, it is possible I might die.
For the foreseeable future I can be found in the awesome kiddie pool in Mammacita's driveway, sporting an ill-fitting swimsuit and a straw hat I bought for a dollar.