Since I apparently shared enough drivel with the internetosphere today, I feel obligated to give an update on my really long fingernail. It broke, finally. Though it did not break in a horrific, backwards bending, pain inducing manner. Hooray! Rather, as I was screwing the top on my water bottle after refill and chat with Fern, I somehow bumped the nail on some plastic and the long tip simply cracked--at exactly the right length to still be a long nail, but not impede typing. It isn't even very jagged. This, I'm guessing, is the best thing that's going to happen all day.